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和弟弟去上海玩,当时的弟弟三岁

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和弟弟去上海玩,当时的弟弟三岁。走着走着,弟弟说:“我想嘘嘘。”当他走到男厕门前时,一个女的服务员上前说:“要我带你去吗?”当时情急,弟弟用粤语说:“我是男仔来既。”哈哈!小大人!

和女友讲道理,眼看她就要被我说服,没想到她突然扬起手掌打我。还好我一直有记得“天下武功唯快不破”的道理,抢先一步给了自己几个大嘴巴子!

初中的时候,我的同桌是班花,她的脖子后面系了个蝴蝶结,问她是什么也不说。于是下课后我给她解开了。如今想起这些,我都还不由得想从轮椅上站起来解释。

楼上小夫妻整天吵架,昨天半夜又再吵嘴,声音太大,我们全家都睡不着,于是我上楼敲开门女主人向我哭诉:“大哥,我知道你是来劝架的,这个日子没法过了,前天刚给他300块钱,今天就喝的酩酊大醉,把钱花个精光,哪有这么不过日子的人!”我:“大妹子,你这么说就不对了,喝酒可能是他哥们请他喝的,钱有可能是找小姐花的!”说完,我转身离开,身后传来了女主人砸电视和掀桌子的声音……

马路上,一辆电动车轻轻碰了老人一下,老人二话不说便倒在了地上,伴随了轻微的呻吟声说什么也不肯起来。围观群众越来越多,却无一人敢出来将老人扶起。就在感叹人心不古世态炎凉的时候,一位青年再也看不下去,从人群中走出,来到老人身旁,递给了老人一条巧克力。

今天突然兴趣来潮,想要跟着老妈学做饭,老妈开心的说:“你小子终于开窍了,再这样每天无所事事,迟早懒死你。”于是,我在厨房掌勺,老妈在身后指点,一个菜还没熟,老妈叹口气说:“你还是歇着让我来吧,懒死你一个,也比你毒死全家好。”

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